Still day 1: to define crazy...

So how has your morning gone? Daily chores? Coffee? Breakfast? Mine, three 4 yr old boy melt downs, because dinosaur train isn't on. A tiny human packing himself in my luggage. Nagging from the 8 year old about going to the pool. "After our chores can we go?" 3 seconds later "It's going to be hot, we should really go to the pool." 3 seconds later "I should brush my hair and put my swimming suit on, the pool opens soon." 8 year olds could nag the hair off an actual nag. My 16 year old is currently preparing to go on the roof... cat stuck in a cord for the satellite dish.... 17 year old has already taken 50 selfies (Who needs to see your face that many times by 10:30 am?)
Are you catching onto my crazy life? Never a dull moment, not one. My days off are filled with 1000 little moments that make me laugh cry and use wtf as a common term. My best friend once said kids will make you say things normal people don't every day, (don't use the cat as a machine gun). She was accurate beyond belief.
16 year old survived the roof, cat was very grateful to be saved. Dog is angry his girl smells like a cat... 8 year old has nagged 5 more times about the pool, and can't find the hair brush, I look at it every time she asks where it is, she's not catching on and I'm not telling, it's a battle of the wills now. 17 year old is up to 70 selfies... she may do her make up soon to look better for them, yes that's a thing too... I need more coffee... they don't make enough, oh and dinosaur train still isn't on, I'm about to call pbs and let the 4 year old file a complaint.